#theatrehoroscope: You are unique. There is no one else like you in all the world. This will make getting those showgirl gigs harder.

Don't agree with the stars? Talk to their agents (or click Pisces to get a new #theatrehoroscope).

#theatrehoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.