#theatrehoroscope: Today's student matinee, scheduled months ago, will be the only full house of the run. Also the only one over 20% full.

Don't agree with the stars? Talk to their agents (or click Pisces to get a new #theatrehoroscope).

#theatrehoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.