#theatrehoroscope Capricorn: You know this scene so well that in 40 years you'll start randomly calling its cues in the nursing home.

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#theatrehoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.