#theatrehoroscope: Jupiter & Saturn will collide today, however this is only a problem for Pisces, who needs to look at the lineset he is moving.

Don't agree with the stars? Talk to their agents (or click Pisces to get a new #theatrehoroscope).

#theatrehoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.