#theatrehoroscope: Your stage son will catch you giving prop stockings you stole from your stage wife to your stage mistress. Avoid trees.

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#theatrehoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.