#theatrehoroscope: When the chartreuse blackout drape arrives, don't blame the intern, & stop using your iPhone to order by product number.






Don't agree with the stars? Talk to their agents (or click Pisces to get a new #theatrehoroscope).





#theatrehoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.


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