#theatrehoroscope: Capricorn: Fear not, the show closes soon. Aries: The next tour in your venue will be painful. Call Capricorn for info.

Don't agree with the stars? Talk to their agents (or click Pisces to get a new #theatrehoroscope).

#theatrehoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.