#theatrehoroscope: You are blessed with knowledge! Today you will learn the cost of repairing a an upright bass damaged by... what's your shoe size again?

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#theatrehoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.