#theatrehoroscope: Aquarius is the water bearer, so why is anyone surprised at who broke off the sprinkler head w/ the lift?

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#theatrehoroscope began on Twitter June 14, 2013 by OffStageJobs.com/Patrick Hudson, inspired by a tweet from @kmccoy.